Did you see that movie Up? Did you know that the guy who wrote it is from this neighborhood? And that some of the forest scenes were from his memories of the park & creek that I walk at every day?
I poop at that park!
It’s like I’m almost famous!
And my mom does this voice of [...]
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Tormented Unwanted Squirrel!
Posted in Uncategorized on June 27, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I Write the Songs that Make the Whole World Sing
Posted in Uncategorized on February 28, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Except for a couple of things, my mom is THE BEST DOG MOM EVER!
She washed my blankie today. Man, I love my blankie. It’s dark (I can’t really tell what color it is because I’m a dog and I don’t know from my colors. Oh, and I don’t really know what that means – “colors” [...]
chuckchuckchuck
Posted in Uncategorized on February 19, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Dear Peoples: I just had THE BEST DAY EVER! EVEREVEREVER!!!
My mom took me out in the back yard with one of those haltie leads. You know, those silly things that go over a dog’s nose and make them look stupid? I know. It works. I don’t pull her when I’m wearing it. blahblahblah.
I was trying [...]
At The Dog Park
Posted in Uncategorized on October 31, 2008 | 4 Comments »
It’s so nice that Stella is so much better at the dog park these days. It’s huge and it’s a great place for her to run. And lordy, she loves to run.
This afternoon she disappeared behind the trees and when I caught up to her, she was swimming away in the middle of the pond, [...]
Doggy Bag
Posted in Uncategorized on September 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Wanna know how smart I am? Do you?
I realized that if I poop at the beginning of a walk with my mom, she won’t snap my pinch collar very hard because she’s worried that if she snaps my collar while holding a bag of poop in her hand, she might break my bag of poop [...]
The Other Side of the Fence
Posted in Uncategorized on September 25, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I can’t figure this out. It’s so weird. But every time I’m walking on a sidewalk with my mom, there’s always something on the other side of her that’s more interesting than the side she’s got me walking on! If I’m walking on her left side, I just know there’s good stuff on her right so. [...]
From the Desk of Kathy: Snap Out Of It
Posted in Uncategorized on September 21, 2008 | 3 Comments »
By george, I’ve got it. I’ve really really got it. And why I didn’t get it until now just makes me wonder what else I might not be getting.
I’m talking about Stella, the incredible leash-pulling dog. Her leash-pulling days are over. Well, almost over. And all I needed to do was drop out of that [...]
Dumb Kid Park
Posted in Uncategorized on September 10, 2008 | 7 Comments »
The ROOF The ROOF The ROOF is on fire!
BARK!
I have been so busy that I have not had time to blog. My mom takes me so many places and I’ve been playing with so many friends that when I go to my room, where my computer is, I fall asleep right away.
Let me tell you what [...]
What I Like About You
Posted in Uncategorized on September 1, 2008 | 5 Comments »
These are the things I like bestest about the baby kitty:
She’s got a fluffy tail. Just like a squirrel! I love to chase squirrels and I love to chase the baby kitty.
Her head fits in my mouth! That is freakin’ awesome.
Sincerely,
Stella Mirra Logic, Retrieved Golden
The Leash
Posted in Uncategorized on August 29, 2008 | 7 Comments »
I got to go for a RIDE IN THE CAR yesterday! Mom took me to a place she called the Lake Harriet Rose Garden. And dogs can even go in there! But dogs can’t go into the flower beds. I wanted to go into the flower beds because they didn’t have any holes in them [...]
Tag, You’re It
Posted in Uncategorized on August 26, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Ellie Myrtle? Are you there? Tell your mom that my mom got that fun ball at Chuck & Don’s. Right by the grocery store she goes to.
Don’t be jealous of that picture of me playing with another friend in my swimming pool. You’re still my BFF and if I had a cell phone and I [...]
Like A Lady
Posted in Uncategorized on August 26, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I like this picture of me. It’s the BEST PICTURE EVER because it looks like my head fell off.
I am the funniest dog EVER!
When I’m playing with my toys and I’m chewing on them, I like to get comfortable and this is the way I feel the most comfortable. What is wrong with?
This is the [...]
This Time I Really Mean It
Posted in Uncategorized on August 24, 2008 | 4 Comments »
You know how sometimes I say that something makes it The Best Day Ever?! Well, this time it really has been THE BEST DAY EVER!
I got to go for a ride in the white jeep!
I know! Last time I rode in the white jeep I jumped out down the block and cut my leg and [...]
A Dog Doesn’t Have to Read In Order To Type
Posted in Uncategorized on August 19, 2008 | 4 Comments »
I have been a very busy dog. Just too busy to blog much lately. But for you, my dog-loving friends, I will try and tell you all that I have been up to since my last entry.
On Saturday my dad wanted me to learn how to ride in the back of his truck. I did [...]
From the Desk of Mom Logic: Obedience Class 101.1
Posted in Uncategorized on August 15, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Thor and I just returned from the lecture portion of obedience training. Well, not JUST. We stopped by the pet supply store and made a run for some Chinese food…but I am JUST sitting down and thought I’d write a little entry behind Stella’s back to let you know what I learned…
I learned that we [...]
One Dog Purple Bead Eater Purple Poop Dropper
Posted in Uncategorized on August 14, 2008 | 5 Comments »
The cats hate me. I don’t know why I’m a very nice doggy. I just want to be friends and I promise, I won’t chase them like I chased the rabbit the other night.
The older one smacks at my face all of the time. And the little one won’t let me near her. Sometimes she’ll [...]
Letter of Apology
Posted in Uncategorized on August 12, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Dear Mom:
I am a very bad dog and I deserve to stay in my kennel until the end of time. I know. I done a very bad thing.
But mom, there was a rabbit. Right on the walking path. And it is a dog-given right for me to catch rabbits. I am not only a retriever, [...]
Dog-Given Rights
Posted in Uncategorized on August 10, 2008 | 6 Comments »
We just got back from a walk at my mom’s old junior high school and it’s the same place she went to the third grade in. Not that she was smart enough to go to junior high school in the third grade, but that there’s an elementary school connected to the junior high. Which is [...]
The Thing With Wheels With The Person Inside
Posted in Uncategorized on August 10, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I couldn’t help myself. Mom went for a ride in the car without me and I was so mad that I had to do something. So I took that dang pillow she uses to nap on and I kind of, sort of, but just a little bit…
chewed on it.
I wasn’t going to say anything about [...]
Unfair Time Out
Posted in Uncategorized on August 9, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I am so mad. I didn’t do anything and I’m sitting in my kennel for a time out. Alls I was doing was wagging my tail and expressing my love for the family by jumping up to say “I love you!” I get so excited when people are talking to each other and I want [...]
Stella’s First Entry
Posted in Uncategorized on August 9, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I know I probably said it before but this was the best day EVER! For reelz this time.
Mom Logic didn’t work until this afternoon so we got to hang outside a whole bunch this morning. Then she went to work and I was sad. But when she came home we went back outside! I love [...]
Caffeine Loving (Mom written. I’m writing my own now)
Posted in Uncategorized on August 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I missed one of the best, so far, Guess What’s In The Doggy’s Mouth?
According to Thor, last night Stella walked into the family room, where he was watching t.v., whilst carrying a bottle of 1/4 full Starbuck’s Caramel Frappucino. Apparently, Thing 1 had the audacity to place it down on a table (!) between sips [...]
BFF (Mom wrote this one. Not me. I’ll write my own Ellie Myrtle one)
Posted in Uncategorized on August 6, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Stella had her very first actual play date yesterday. With her new best buddy, Ellie Myrtle. If they could text message, they’d be BFF.
I dropped by Floweer’s to return the card tables and chairs she loaned to us for the graduation party and she suggested Thing 1 and I leave Stella with Ellie Myrtle so [...]
Exhausted Dog (Written by Mom. Yawn)
Posted in Uncategorized on August 4, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Stella had a big and exhausting day yesterday. There were about 50 people here for my oldest son’s high school graduation party. Stella spent most of the time in her “kennel” (our den with a baby gate in front of the door, a pretty nice kennel if you ask me)
She was so nervous but so [...]
Heavy Panting (Written by Mom)
Posted in Uncategorized on July 30, 2008 | 7 Comments »
My doggy lays behind me, panting and panting and panting and panting. She’s all worn out. Thing 2, Cousin Alec and I were playing fetch with her in the back yard with her new, elongated tennis ball. It’s a log shaped tennis ball with a squeaky noise. She loves it.
“Best Toy Ever!” says Stella Mirra [...]
In Desperate Need of Obedience Training (Mom Wrote This)
Posted in Uncategorized on July 29, 2008 | 6 Comments »
With a knee brace on one knee and an exposed humongous bruise on the other knee, I decided to take Stella for a walk at a local middle school this evening instead of a neighborhood walk. I was afraid someone might call the cops and report me abused.
I kid. I kid.
But really, this dog has [...]
