I got to go for a RIDE IN THE CAR yesterday! Mom took me to a place she called the Lake Harriet Rose Garden. And dogs can even go in there! But dogs can’t go into the flower beds. I wanted to go into the flower beds because they didn’t have any holes in them [...]
Archive for August, 2008
The Leash
Posted in Uncategorized on August 29, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Tag, You’re It
Posted in Uncategorized on August 26, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Ellie Myrtle? Are you there? Tell your mom that my mom got that fun ball at Chuck & Don’s. Right by the grocery store she goes to.
Don’t be jealous of that picture of me playing with another friend in my swimming pool. You’re still my BFF and if I had a cell phone and I [...]
Like A Lady
Posted in Uncategorized on August 26, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I like this picture of me. It’s the BEST PICTURE EVER because it looks like my head fell off.
I am the funniest dog EVER!
When I’m playing with my toys and I’m chewing on them, I like to get comfortable and this is the way I feel the most comfortable. What is wrong with?
This is the [...]
This Time I Really Mean It
Posted in Uncategorized on August 24, 2008 | 4 Comments »
You know how sometimes I say that something makes it The Best Day Ever?! Well, this time it really has been THE BEST DAY EVER!
I got to go for a ride in the white jeep!
I know! Last time I rode in the white jeep I jumped out down the block and cut my leg and [...]
A Dog Doesn’t Have to Read In Order To Type
Posted in Uncategorized on August 19, 2008 | 4 Comments »
I have been a very busy dog. Just too busy to blog much lately. But for you, my dog-loving friends, I will try and tell you all that I have been up to since my last entry.
On Saturday my dad wanted me to learn how to ride in the back of his truck. I did [...]
From the Desk of Mom Logic: Obedience Class 101.1
Posted in Uncategorized on August 15, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Thor and I just returned from the lecture portion of obedience training. Well, not JUST. We stopped by the pet supply store and made a run for some Chinese food…but I am JUST sitting down and thought I’d write a little entry behind Stella’s back to let you know what I learned…
I learned that we [...]
One Dog Purple Bead Eater Purple Poop Dropper
Posted in Uncategorized on August 14, 2008 | 5 Comments »
The cats hate me. I don’t know why I’m a very nice doggy. I just want to be friends and I promise, I won’t chase them like I chased the rabbit the other night.
The older one smacks at my face all of the time. And the little one won’t let me near her. Sometimes she’ll [...]
Letter of Apology
Posted in Uncategorized on August 12, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Dear Mom:
I am a very bad dog and I deserve to stay in my kennel until the end of time. I know. I done a very bad thing.
But mom, there was a rabbit. Right on the walking path. And it is a dog-given right for me to catch rabbits. I am not only a retriever, [...]
Dog-Given Rights
Posted in Uncategorized on August 10, 2008 | 6 Comments »
We just got back from a walk at my mom’s old junior high school and it’s the same place she went to the third grade in. Not that she was smart enough to go to junior high school in the third grade, but that there’s an elementary school connected to the junior high. Which is [...]
The Thing With Wheels With The Person Inside
Posted in Uncategorized on August 10, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I couldn’t help myself. Mom went for a ride in the car without me and I was so mad that I had to do something. So I took that dang pillow she uses to nap on and I kind of, sort of, but just a little bit…
chewed on it.
I wasn’t going to say anything about [...]
Unfair Time Out
Posted in Uncategorized on August 9, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I am so mad. I didn’t do anything and I’m sitting in my kennel for a time out. Alls I was doing was wagging my tail and expressing my love for the family by jumping up to say “I love you!” I get so excited when people are talking to each other and I want [...]
Stella’s First Entry
Posted in Uncategorized on August 9, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I know I probably said it before but this was the best day EVER! For reelz this time.
Mom Logic didn’t work until this afternoon so we got to hang outside a whole bunch this morning. Then she went to work and I was sad. But when she came home we went back outside! I love [...]
Caffeine Loving (Mom written. I’m writing my own now)
Posted in Uncategorized on August 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I missed one of the best, so far, Guess What’s In The Doggy’s Mouth?
According to Thor, last night Stella walked into the family room, where he was watching t.v., whilst carrying a bottle of 1/4 full Starbuck’s Caramel Frappucino. Apparently, Thing 1 had the audacity to place it down on a table (!) between sips [...]
BFF (Mom wrote this one. Not me. I’ll write my own Ellie Myrtle one)
Posted in Uncategorized on August 6, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Stella had her very first actual play date yesterday. With her new best buddy, Ellie Myrtle. If they could text message, they’d be BFF.
I dropped by Floweer’s to return the card tables and chairs she loaned to us for the graduation party and she suggested Thing 1 and I leave Stella with Ellie Myrtle so [...]
Exhausted Dog (Written by Mom. Yawn)
Posted in Uncategorized on August 4, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Stella had a big and exhausting day yesterday. There were about 50 people here for my oldest son’s high school graduation party. Stella spent most of the time in her “kennel” (our den with a baby gate in front of the door, a pretty nice kennel if you ask me)
She was so nervous but so [...]
